You will have to do some cheating in between: it’s better to pair that delicious brie cheese with a Casa Lapostolle’s Clos Apalta wine, make yourself a White Russian if you want to go bowling, enjoy a Mojito while you spend your holidays in the Caribbean, but most of all, drink some delicious girly-looking Cosmopolitans when you go out with your girlfriends for a Sex and the City night.

Because yes, staying home writing short stories and  feeling like William Faulkner can be fun, but going out with your friends, holding pink looking glasses is better.

So, get on those heels and try your Grey Goose L’Orange Cosmopolitan, but don’t have too many, or you’re gonna end up sending embarrassing text messages to Mr Big.

Well, it seems that I wasn’t that lost after all, as the production of those hormones is related to eggs, only that the result of it is babies and not chickens. And the mystery of this equation: the pill.

The pill is no longer an enigma for me, and it’s even more clear when I watch Sex Health Guru’s video on how the pill really works. It’s simple, it’s true, and it’s under control. No more urban myths, like “use the birth control pills on your hair and it will grow faster”. No more cover stories, no more opinions. Just the education my classmates and I missed.