Brotherly Love
Sep 27th, 2009 by Moshe
True story: six months ago, my brother ruined my life. It all started with an innocent phone call. My secretary (AKA girlfriend) said it was my brother was on the line and that he said it was urgent. I took the call that changed my life.
“Say Mo, what do you recommend, Xbox Premium or Elite?”
I kept my tone down, but I was pissed as hell:
“I was in the middle of a very important meeting, man,” I said dryly.
“It’s really important, a friend of mine is now with me at the store and he’s not sure what to buy.”
“Take the Premium,” I said, and hung up abruptly.
The next morning, a knock on the door, and a delivery guy carrying an XBOX 360, premium edition, with a note that reads, Just because I love you.
Pure hatred, I tell you – apparently, he never forgave me for the fact that our father probably loved me more…
Now, I’m am a zombie. My days dedicated to work, and my nights to the infested wastelands of Washington D.C. , or “The Capital Wasteland” . I have no social life, my girlfriend left me, and my dog nearly died due to starvation.
On the bright side, I have discovered the amazing gamer guides by G4TV, from Fallout 3 tourist guide
As for my brother? I’m buying him a Wii.
