Pharaoh Ronald
Sep 23rd, 2008 by Roxana
If there’s one image that has always obsessed me, is the face of the Pharaoh Tutankhamun. I was really sorry to miss the exhibition held in London, as I was trapped in one of the Channel Islands, but the success shows that I’m not the only one who was dying to see well preserved ancient objects.
Well, little did I know that I can recreate this mummifying process without the dry air of the desert or including embalming. All you have to do is to take a McDonald’s hamburger and store it for 3 years, and the results are going to be really similar. If an archaeologist digs into our homes in 1,000 years, he probably won’t find any remains of us, but will find Ronald’s legacy: intact, oily and shiny.
We all know that dust goes to dust, and that physically speaking, we are in this world for a limited time only. From what I saw in Diet.com’s, it seems that this limited time will even be more limited if we go on eating food that can achieve these levels of self-preservation. So remember, the better your food looks after some time, the worse you’ll do.
