The End is Neigh, Friends
Aug 27th, 2008 by Aron
In an alternate universe, these two may have been best friends:


Please note that both the DJ and the Wrestler are animal lovers.
One, is Jonathan AKA DJ Ellaskins , a massive DJ from England, with over 20 years of experience in setting up raves, working the club scene and slicing up the dance floor with all types of equipment. In the two years since he has opened an account on Youtube, he has amassed a massive following. Gathering over 12,000 subscribers, half a million channel views and a library of over 1,200 videos all about his life on the road as a DJ, a nearly daily updated vlog and hundreds of tutorials in the art he has mastered.
The other is a young strapping lad, Richard Whirley, born and trained in Covington, Georgia. He has dedicated his life to the study of a variety of martial arts. Originally under the tutelage of Gary Brown and George Allen, he rose to high ranks receiving a 2nd Degree Brown Belt. The videos hosted on his 5min Studio are “dedicated solely to developing your game in Submission Grappling and Mixed Martial Arts competition”. He awfully likes the competitive sport of grappling, and hosts a treasure chest of combative moves like: The Turtle Leg Escape, the Turtle Roll, and the fearsome Turtle Twister.
So Richard and Jonathan, both champions of their respective fields, both dedicated competitors of an underground sport, have set up camp in the 5min corner of the webiverse. They are serving up hundreds of videos in each studio, spreading their knowledge to the world, all for you to learn from.
So maybe, in an alternate universe both would be close friends. Jonathan and Richard might have studied in the same school. Both united by their love for animals, fighting bullies who would attack small children on the playground.










Strapping Young Lad you say..? Hmm…