I never understood that song, “I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues” . Whenever I find myself sad and lonely, there’s nothing blue on my mind - it’s more of a gray-blackish feeling, actually. I guess Sir Elton John is color blind.

“I guess that’s why they call it the blues?”
Guess again, Elton.

If a hypothetical someone just broke up with their girlfriend, or should I say, she broke up with him over some silly reason like that someone having forgotten her birthday. So that first someone is taking their girlfriend to a McDonalds, where very inconsiderably she makes a HUGE fuss about it, saying it was barley funny the first time, and that her mother was right about you all along. Then, maybe that someone is saying something about the girlfriend’s mom, something that may sound insulting if taken out of context, and not surprisingly, shortly afterwards that hypothetical someone finds himself sitting in a dark, empty apartment listening to Elton Johnand weeping like a baby.

Luckily, this poor hypothetical fellow can sit down and relax - Illumistream tells us that there are many ways to beat mild depression, from acupuncture to eating a more nutritious sandwich, using herbal supplements like St. John’s wort and cutting back on caffeine.

Boosting my blue mood never seemed so easy - I feel better already!